I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
