doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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