so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
As shirtless as possible
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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