She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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