How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"