he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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