That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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