i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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