Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
it glows. i had to have it.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Use "feeling words"
Yay
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Randomize
