Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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