So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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