i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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