Nicole vs. Life
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Sacagawea was the original milf.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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