yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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