Will you blow on my dice?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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