After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen