3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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