Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.