I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.