fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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