hotel room ftw
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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