I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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