If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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