And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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