More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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