All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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