Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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