My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Then again, he has huge mansions.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.