Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science