Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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