It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
