Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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