I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I did not marry a roomba.
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