I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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