It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
as a side note pls kill me
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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