idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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