Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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