Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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