No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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