it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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