But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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