I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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