I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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