i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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