Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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