escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Dignity is for republicans.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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