quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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