And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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