That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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