my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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