school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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