The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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